Have no fear your hero is here,
*my age: 16
My super sense is telling me that danger is near.
*birth date: May 28th
I’m getting close to you so I can watch your back
*single as a pringle
A villain's on the loose and he’s ready to attack.
But, I’m not a super hero.
I’m not that kind of guy,
But, I can save you baby..
so give me a try...
miami police can try to hide it all they want but we all know that that guy that was eating that others guys face off is the beginning of a zombie apocalypse
i’m new to this sensitive guy thing
Dear weird space douche creature, learn to spell and to be nice to the woman things, they make babies.
imagine we didnt have sweat glands and we had to keep our tongues out all the time to cool us off thatd be weird
Isn’t this some illuminati sign? Why do they get the cool shit? (Taken with instagram)
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Every time someone tells me that I need to “be nice to my mother” I always want to scream at them. My mother decided to NOT go to my fucking black belt grading when I was 16 years old. The single most important day and she didn’t show up. I literally spent 8 years of my life working towards that day so, fuck off.
It’s so funny what white kids hate their parents for.
(Source: ohcanaderp, via mei-misakii)
why wasn’t i born one of those people who has perfect skin and a perfect body and a perfect face and a perfect everything life would be so much easier.
(via -everysecond)
